The Automotive Grin Of Exotic and Vintage Cars

Look at a car, any car, the front end is a face.  Some smile, others frown, a few snarl and others sit with an unbalanced stupid look and their mouth hanging open.  Seems very nonchalant but does the “face” quite possibly have something to do with us pulling out the wallet?  Lamborghini Miura

Yes, I know, for some a car is just a means to an end.  But that is not you or me so move on, we take this to an entirely different level.  The road munching, “I will eat you for dinner,” Lamborghini Reventon.“Just because I look like some sad little guppy, doesn’t mean I’m not fast.  Does my butt look big?” Lotus “I am an Italian secret agent in disguise, hence the little French mustache.” Alfa Romeo “Oh no, Mr. Bill…” Ferrari 166 Inter Barchetta “Get the f*$! outta my way.  You look’in at me?”  Ferrari 458 “I will watch you like a hawk.”  Alfa Romeo concept 2010“Cocktails are at 6 Lovey, but who says we have to wait for a nip?” Aston Martin “Yes, I wear braces and a mouthguard.  Too much bling?”  Lancia“Wee wee, did you not recognize me without my Beret?”  Allard “Everything is wonderful,” he said as he quickly closed the door so as not to let anyone see what was really going on inside.  Ferrari Lusso A face only a car nut could love.“Happy day happy day, I’m so happy.”  Ferrari

I might even go as far to say, though to my knowledge there is no government grant offered to study this yet, does the face of the car match the face of the owner’s personality?   Just food for thought.  Hey people get all gaga over dogs which look like their owners.  Just sayin…